Allstars of the Decade 2001-2011

The awards ceremony on 25th February also saw 5 awards presented for Allstars of the Decade 2001-2011. All of them recipients have made huge contributions to the club over the last ten years, all in very different ways. The winners were…

Nick Chadwick

If ever an Allstar was even more than the sum of his parts, it’s this man. On the field, his bowling has the effect of making everyone feel better. His experience, skill, control, and penetration, make us seem a more credible outfit the very moment he begins his run-up.

Self-deprecatingly, he has always under-rated his batting, despite his genuine ability. Off-field, and especially on tour, he is the life and soul of proceedings, and inevitably at the centre of whatever’s happening.

Whether it’s wearing stupid hats, spending all night sleeping on the grass, being chatted up by camp Frenchmen, coining brilliant Michael Jackson puns, or composing one of the most acclaimed ever musical tributes to a grumpy coach driver – the sheer scale of his contribution over many years cannot be overstated.

Chris Gould

If you wrote down the names of ten Allstars you’d most like to play alongside, Chris would always be the first name on anyone’s team-sheet. He is the kind of club member for whom the word stalwart was devised.

The most striking things about him as an Allstar are his selflessness, his versatility, and his loyalty to the club throughout our ten year history.

He is always the first person to offer help, volunteer for a task, identify a problem and provide a solution – be it sorting out kit, marking out the boundary, tactics in the field, or a diplomatic incident. He can also be relied upon to gently deflate some of Maxie’s more ludicrous ideas and sagely steer events in a more sensible direction.

Even more importantly, he is a dependable and resourceful cricketer. A powerful and streetwise batsman, a confident captain, a powerhouse in the field, and, as a vastly accomplished wicket keeper, he has the most caps and dismissals in Allstars history.

Garreth Duncan

Loyalty is just as important a theme for our next winner – an attribute which underscores Garreth’s contribution to the club, which stretches back to the very foundation of the Allstars in 1995.

Allstars life would not be quite the same without him. Famously, he wears his heart on his sleeve – and such is the emotion he invests in his cricket, his particularly colourful displays have entered into club folklore and provided some of the most memorable events in our history.

A keen student of the game, his acumen as a cricket brain is perhaps not widely recognised, but has often revealed itself when, as captain, he has led to us to some if the most celebrated Allstars victories of all, for example at Salix in 2009.

Off-field, he is an effortlessly assiduous scorer, an elegant and erudite writer of match reports, and has brilliantly organised a series of hugely enjoyable domestic tours.

But he is best known as the bowler who puts more spin on the ball than anyone in an Allstars shirt has ever done. He is the kind of bowler who clears the bars – because you know that when he steps up to the crease, whatever happens, it’s not going to be dull.

Tristan Haddow-Allen

Without Tristan, where on earth would we have been over the last ten years? He may not always be the most spectacular batsman on display, nor the showiest bowler – but match in, match out, season after season, he is the best all-rounder a village club could wish for.

It was he who turned his brother’s fanciful, rather naive idea of forming a cricket club into a tangible, functioning reality – an actual cricket team.

He has a brilliant cricket brain, is our best captain, is all-in-all our best fielder, and makes the best teas. There is a special commendation for his Yorkshire puddings with roast beef and horseradish sauce.

He has also been known to keep wicket, and if he ever gets round to learning to drive, he will presumably be commandeered to look after the team bus as well.

He is one of only two players ever to represent the Allstars in more than a hundred matches. He has scored the most runs, the most centuries (nine), the most fifties, and taken the most wickets and the most catches. Among his many highlights, the stand-outs are probably his epic spell of 6-37 which sealed the breakthrough victory against Trengilly Wartha in 2002, And his relentless batting in the 2003 season, when his broad bat reeled off 969 runs – the lynchpin of a summer in which we won ten matches out of twenty.

Maxie Allen

Last but not least- in fact, “last but most” would be appropriate – is Maxie. The founder of our club and the driving force behind it for the last 10 years, the club literally would not exist without him. It was an honour for the Awards Committee to be able to recognise this by presenting Maxie with a tangible recognition of all he has achieved.

He is not just an Allstar of the Decade, he is the all time Allstar. He epitomises the Allstar spirit: he loves cricket for the fun of the game, he always plays with the right attitude, he never berates the shortcomings of others, he knows that the whole purpose of the match is to have a beer together afterwards. And like the club itself, his actual cricketing ability is… not actually the point.

He has put in so much hard work for the club over the years, with the result that everyone connected with it has had a fantastic time on so many occasions. All of us owe him a huge debt of gratitude, and all of us recognise that our lives are immeasurably enriched by knowing him.

Allstars of the Year 2010

On Friday, 25th February 2011, at a prestigious central London venue, the awards for Allstars of the Year 2010 were presented to two very worthy winners. Although the award is usually awarded for an all-round contribution over a series, they can also recognise either a single performance, or a series of performances – as is the case with both our awards tonight.

The winners were…

Damian Radcliffe. Damian made, by his standards, a relatively quiet start to his Allstar career before blossoming this season. He chose an auspicious moment to emerge from his chrysalis with a flurry of runs which brought us our first victory on tour since 2003. In pursuit of a daunting victory target of 214 against Eglingham, Northumbria, his imperious, colossal, 120 transformed the entire tenor of the match and saw us home by 5 wickets. The very next day, his 66 against BA Corinthian Amateurs almost won the match – he finished with a tour aggregate of 186. A fortnight later, a similarly redoubtable and fluent 61 not in pursuit of 176, which secured a memorable victory by seven wickets.

Paul Bowman. He may have a lot of cricket on his plate every season, but whenever he’s able to play for us, he gives a Kevin Keegan-esque 150% – never more so than when on tour. And in the Dordogne last September, he took it upon himself to try to win the matches almost single-handedly, with a steely resolve, exceptional focus, and ruthless professionalism. Every single tourist made a contribution to our gutsy display against St Aulaye and our historic victory over Eymet. But if we had to single out one player, it would be Paul with figures of 2-38 off 8 overs, and 88 with the bat, against St Aulaye…and against Eymet, a bowling spell of Eymet 5-2-5-4, and then an innings of 31 not out to win the match. Allied to that, off-field, his unquenchable enthusiasm, energy and warmth, make him one of the best-loved tourists of all.

Allstars – the first ten years

In continuation of our tenth birthday celebrations, here’s some highlights to savour from each year of the Allstars.
2001, Newark – Jonesy takes a bow
Few knew what they were letting themselves in for when we met up at King’s Cross that Bank Holiday Monday, but many probably feared a heavy defeat in our first game against South Muskham & Little Carlton.  But, incredibly, we almost snatched a win thanks to a terrific display of hitting from Nick Jones, who smashed 66 from just 41 balls to go with his 3 wickets with the ball.  A late collapse led to defeat by 22 runs, but it was a great day out and gave much hope to the fledgling Allstars.
2002, Trengilly Wartha – The big break
The expectations of our maiden tour to Newquay had reached such fever pitch, thanks to Boves it famously made the Talksport lunchtime news.  They obviously hadn’t realised we’d only beaten the Rain Men up to then. By the Sunday the hangovers were really kicking in, and in no time we were 0-2.  Tom Morris’ 67 gave us something to bowl at, and he and Tristan bowled superbly, backed up by Chris Gould’s excellent catching behind the stumps.  As Trengilly Wartha’s lower order dug in, victory looked like slipping away from us, but a devastating final spell from Tristan, who finished with 6-37, gave us a win to cherish.
2003, Brading – Hooray, hooray, for Halladay
On the Isle of Wight, another tour win after an inauspicious start.  On his captaincy debut, Devers made an immediate statement of intent, and we quickly slid to 44-5.  Enter Dave Halladay to play the innings of his life, an imperious unbeaten 89 which, with good support from the tail, took us to 177.  Excellent bowling and fielding dismisses the islanders 49 runs short.  It was to be 7 long years before we tasted victory on tour again.
2004, Gunnersbury – Grabbed by the Plums
A narrow Allstars defeat – but this was only half the story.  In a crazy short-handed game, we lent the Winchester Plums three players: Tom Chicken, Jim Jarrett and Felix Allen. Then, when two Allstars failed to turn up in time for the start, Jim and Felix took their places as substitutes, and fielded for the Allstars. They then proceeded to both take catches within the first seven balls of the match – the second one dismissing …Tom Chicken. So we had an Allstars bowler taking the wicket of a Plums batsman (who was actually an Allstars player) via a catch by an Allstars fielder, who was actually from the Plums (but originally from the Allstars).  Work that one out.
2005, Surbiton – Scratching the Gents itch
The opening day of the Allstars season usually has a familiar ring to it: the cheer of seeing old friends again, followed by rusty cricket and defeat to the Gentlemen of West London.  This time was different thanks to Simon “Scratch” Begley, who hit a superb 89 not out as we posted 153-8.  Nick Chadwick and Devers did the damage with the ball as we bowled out the Gents for a famous 39-run victory.
2006, Barnes – A Few Good Men not quite good enough
With a name like that, we must have been disappointed when Tom Cruise, Demi Moore and Jack Nicholson didn’t show up.  But the Hollywood A-listers missed a classic, the closest finish in Allstars history.  Tristan’s second hundred in a week, putting on a monster 191 for the second wicket with Tim Ross, put us in a commanding position, but A Few Good Men bravely kept up with the rate.  Six were needed off the final ball, and a lofted drive landed barely six feet inside the boundary.  Even when we win, the Allstars always like to do it the hard way.
2007, Matfield – Allstars snatch yellow jersey in Canbashers thriller
On the day the Tour de France raced through town, another Allstars classic on a picture postcard Kent village green.  Scratch’s peerless 84 and a late cameo from Dave Halladay took us to 181-9 before a fired-up Paul Nicol demolished the Canbashers’ middle order.  But the canny Canbashers had the odd ace up their sleeve, a certain James Hindle lurking down at number 10, and we had a hell of a fight to take the last few wickets before scraping over the finish line.  Matfield has never seen a sporting day like it.
2008, Barnes – Caesars slain
A fascinating reminder of where it all began.  Adrian Marsden’s Twelve Caesars team were every bit as eccentric as their Oxford counterparts, with Roman emperors’ names in the scorebook and one player taking the field in a tweed jacket.  But they showed little resistance with the bat, collapsing to 41 all out, easily the lowest total we’ve bowled a side out for.  We had a top-order wobble as the Caesars put up more of a fight in the field, but eventually cruised home by 6 wickets.
2009, Oxford – Von Ryan’s express derails Salix
Against our oldest rivals, an absolute cracker on a belting summer’s day.  We posted a modest 144-6 which Salix must have thought they’d chase down easily.  But they’d reckoned without Jon Ryan, the man with a thousand nicknames, who bowled the spell of his life to blow away their top order.  A determined Salix fightback took them to within 20 of the target with 5 wickets standing, but unbelievable death bowling from skipper Garreth Duncan and James Hindle broke the stand and skittled their tail to snatch us a famous win.
2010, Eymet – Le jour de gloire est arrivé
On a converted rugby field in France, we finally nailed that long-awaited overseas tour win.  Paul Bowman and Paul Nicol set it up with 4 wickets each to dismiss Eymet for 112, and after the odd scare we sauntered home by 4 wickets.  The open-top bus ride and visit to Downing Street surely awaits …

An Allstars Decade

This year marks the 10th anniversary of the formation of the Allstars as a regularly-playing, identifiable cricket team.

Leaving aside (just for a moment) the endless debate about whether the games in Oxford in the 90s should count as “official” Allstars games, we’d like to invite all Allstars, both past and present, to look back on the last decade and share your favourite Allstars memories, both on and off the field.  It could be a classic game, a standout performance or a (printable) tour incident.  Please add them as comments to this blog.

In addition to this year’s Allstars of the Year, at February’s awards dinner we’ll also be presenting one oe more awards (number and categories to be decided) for the Allstars of the Decade.  More details will follow on this shortly.

Caption competition

A number of Allstars have petitioned Maxie to organise some sort of competition in the slow winter months without any cricket (we don’t count the one day series in Australia, of course).

In that spirit, we present the first Allstars Blog caption competition. The picture is below. Enter by posting your suggested caption in the comments section below. The best entry (as judged by a celebrity judging panel consisting of Michael Atherton, Shane Warne and Amanda Holden) will win a lifetime’s supply of Mount Gay rum (or other prize of equivalent or much lesser value).