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We can today unveil the full fixture list for the 2012 season.

Each fixture will be organised by a different match-manager, but I will look after the core recruitment centrally. So if you know now that you can make any of these specific matches, then let me know, by e-mailing maxie@maxieallen.com

Saturday 5th May v Rain Men (Barnes)

Sunday 27th May v Sanford (Guildford)

Sunday 17th June v Heartaches (TBC)

Sunday 24th June v Quokkas (Mill Hill)

Sunday 1st July v Village (Oxford)

Sunday 8th July v Dorking Dads Army (Box Hill)

Sunday 15th July v Salix (Harlington)

Sunday 29th July v Chigwell and Hainault Synagogue CC (Chigwell)

Sunday 5th August v Gents (Minley – Surrey/Hants border)

Friday 24th – Monday 27th August Northumberland tour

Sunday 2nd September v New Barbarian Weasels (Chiswick)

Sunday 9th September v Weekenders (Mill Hill)

Sunday 16th September v Mighty Wanderers (TBC)

Saturday 22nd September v Baker Street Irregulars (Barnes)

MHA

2011 Awards Dinner

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This year’s end of season dinner will take place on Saturday 26th November, from 7.30pm.

The venue is the function room of the Blue Posts pub, Kingly Street, near Oxford Circus, W1B 5PX.

For those of you new to the club (or have been guest players this year), the purpose of the evening is to celebrate the past season, and to present awards to the five Allstars of the Year. It would be great to see as many of you there as possible, and the invitation is extended to everyone involved with the Allstars, however few or many matches you’ve played this summer, as well as to guest players and other friends of the club. Partners are warmly invited, too.

There will be a buffet supper, which will be £10 a head.

Please could you let email Maxie to let him know, either way, whether you can attend. I will need fairly precise numbers for ordering the buffet. 

Please also email Maxie with your nominations for Allstars of the Year. The criteria for the award are very broad – and can include either specific or across-the-season performances, as well as off-field contributions.

We look forward to seeing you on 26th November!

[There is also a facebook page for this event!]

Corfu tour – champagne moments

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Rocket’s four Richard Stephenson is not best known for the flamboyancy of his batting. So picture the reaction when, during Saturday’s match, he executed the most perfect pull shot imaginable. Struck hard and true, the ball sailed off the middle of Rocket’s bat and all the way to the boundary. Cue uproar.
 
My pads I don’t enjoy a reputation for effortless running between the wickets, and an incident on Sunday only served to enhance my notoriety. I had decided to ignore the warnings about a particular pair of pads, one of which had lost its middle buckle – leaving only two straps – and wear them anyway.


Out in the middle, as soon as I first attempted a run, the perilously fragile nature of my protective equipment became all too apparent. Within a few feet, the top strap on my right pad gave way; it was now joined to my leg only by the ankle. Which made running rather tricky. As luck would have it – thanks to Paul Nicol’s shot – we ended up running a three.

The wides The Greeks are a fastidious lot, it seems, on the cricket field. On Sunday the local umpire applied Corfu league playing conditions, which meant that anything down the leg side was called wide – and there was little margin for error on the off-side either.

You don’t need to have played much Allstars cricket to envisage the likely consequence of such a draconian regime. We bowled no fewer than fifty eight wides – the equivalent of nearly twelve extra overs.

 

 
Other highlights included our collective incompetence on the stepping stones, and Devers and me (not the lightest possible combination) getting stuck on the Crazy River.

 

Steve’s sixes So you’re on holiday in Corfu, and take a stroll down to the Esplanade – the town’s central square, which is lined with pavement cafes. You’d expect to sip a Retsina, nibble on some moussaka, and watch the world go by, against the spectacular backdrop of the Venetian fortress and coastline. But what you probably wouldn’t foresee is having a cricket ball whistle past your nose.

That was indeed the unfortunate experience for Saturday’s bemused, and terrified holidaymakers, because the venue is also the supremely unlikely location for a cricket field. It’s thought to be the world’s only working sports facility within a UNESCO heritage site. In fact, Corfu has a rich and extensive cricketing culture, dating back to the 1820s, and British colonial occupation.

The cause of the spectator bombardment was our own Steve Harty, who peppered the perimeter eateries with his massive sixes through midwicket. But his innings was far more than bludgeoning – combining classical elegance with a purity of stroke and acute judgment. Steve played superbly both days, but his Saturday century, in particular, was an absolute peach – as good as anything I’ve ever witnessed in Allstars cricket.

The restaurant On Friday, TG opted out of the water park, and while nosing around the town, spotted a convivial outdoor taverna which seemed perfect for dinner that night. He duly booked it, and a pleasant evening was then enjoyed by all. Highlights included the halloumi, and a sparkler-bedecked cake to celebrate Tarka’s fortieth birthday.

Next day, we pondered over the choice of restaurant for Saturday’s gala dinner. Alexander Louvros, our host and guide, kindly offered to select and book a venue for us – and because the route to it from our hotel was rather complex to describe, volunteered to meet us in advance to lead the way.

There then ensued a lengthy and meandering walk through the nooks and crannies of Corfu old town, twisting and turning along passageways and alleys, until at last we arrived…at exactly the same restaurant we’d been to the previous evening.

The presentations After each match we presented the opposition captain with a signed miniature bat and tour shirt, as tokens of our appreciation. Our representatives, James A and Tarka, also made a speech. Unfortunately, neither of the Greek captains could speak English, and their baffled facial expressions suggested they had no idea what on earth we were doing or talking about. On Saturday, Tarka poured a water bottle over Garreth’s head during the shirt-swap. The Corfu skipper presumably thought this was part of the ceremony – rather like a baptism.


Garreth’s belongings The piece de resistance. During the coach journey back to the airport for the trip home, it emerged that Garreth had left his passport behind at the hotel. Fortunately, the maid had already serviced the room, found the document, and handed it to Tarka as he left reception.

At the airport, we all gathered our suitcases and prepared to enter the departures hall, except for Garreth – who stood alone at the rear of the coach, mournfully shaking his head. He’d also forgotten his luggage.

“I know exactly where it is”, Garreth twice insisted. Which rather begged the question – if he knew where it was, why didn’t he bring it with him? Luckily, he had at least remembered to get dressed.


Maxie Allen

Wide awake Allstars slide to defeat

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Gouvia Marina, Corfu, Sunday 25 September 2011.
AO Kerkyras (215-7, 35 overs; Brentanos 57 ret), beat St Anne’s Allstars (168 all out, 33.3 overs; Harty 52) by 47 runs.
By Garreth Duncan
The Sunday game of an Allstars tour is usually the tougher, as the lack of sleep and alcohol poisoning begin to take their toll on the tour party.  This one was no different, but despite a late night, some hungover and tired players put up a brave fight before going down to defeat.
While lacking the iconic setting of their Corfu Town rivals’ ground, AO’s ground was probably the best overseas surface we’ve played on since Menorca.  The ground is part of a marina and sports complex, and we had an opportunity to glimpse the Greek croquet team practising next door. Frustratingly, though, the opposition’s late arrival meant we had no choice but to field first in the heat once again.  We got off to a decent start as KP and Chadders both began with impressive spells, and were gifted the first wicket, Bouzis departing to a crazy run out with both batsmen finishing at the same end – a sign of things to come.
Tony Grant, the white “Big Bird”, ran in hard and took two wickets, Kyrinos being smartly caught by Tarka at extra cover and the dangerous Asif taken by KP at backward square leg.  But by then the score was already climbing steadily, aided by a generous supply of wides.  The Corfu league rules on wides – anything down the leg side – were enforced strictly by both local umpires, Vivek Seth being particularly harshly treated.  Sir Viv persevered and was rewarded with the next wicket, caught by Steve Harty behind the stumps.  But even Steve showed he was human as he dropped Brentanos, who having been described by Tarka as “a rabbit” as he began his innings, began to find his shots.  I also put him down at point, and he grafted his way to 50 before retiring with an over to go.  Tarka caught and bowled Slakim, and KP once again took a wicket in the final over as Mazis edged behind.  But especially after having bowled over 50 extra deliveries, 216 felt like a much bigger target than the previous day’s.
Tarka and KP opened, but the opening bowlers Asif and Aqib were good and proved hard to get away.  They were just beginning to get going when Tarka was out, edging Bouzis to slip who juggled the catch before holding on.  KP had grafted his way to 29 before he was caught and bowled by Kraftsenko, and Viv followed soon afterwards.  Steve continued to bat well with good support from Tony, but with the long grass in the outfield making boundaries hard to come by, the asking rate began to creep up.  Steve had reached his second 50 of the tour, including a trademark 6 over square leg, when he was out to a shocking lbw decision off the returning Asif.  
AO now had a firm grip on the game which they would not release. TG threatened to break free of the shackles before he was caught at point off Aqib, and Rob Jackson went for his shots before the excellent Asif wrecked his stumps.  The tail once again showed spirited resistance, Paul Nicol in particular playing some classy shots, but the game ended in traditional Allstars fashion as Maxie, some ancient batting pads hanging off him, was run out going for a crazy second run.
An excellent tour with highlights both on and off the field.  Where will 2012 take us?
Man of the Match: Paul Bowman.  KP gave his all as usual with both bat and ball.
Champagne Moment: Maxie’s pad-flapping run out.  Who else could possibly depart in such a comical fashion?

Harty hitting in vain

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Kerkyras (Corfu Town), Saturday 24 September 2011.
GE Kerkyras (222-3, 35 overs; Vasillas 65*, Bodos 65), beat St Anne’s Allstars (194 all out, 32 overs; Harty 110) by 28 runs.
By Garreth Duncan

A year on from our breakthrough overseas win in France, could the Allstars continue the tour winning streak in Greece?  In the end it just proved out of reach, but we all owed a huge sovereign debt to Steve Harty, our guest Aussie from the Village, who almost bailed us out with a breathtaking hundred.
GE are one of eight cricket clubs in Corfu, the game having been introduced by the British in the 1830s.  Their ground is surely one of the most iconic we’ve ever played in: right by the Esplanade in the town centre, in the shadow of the fort.  It’s almost certainly the first time the Allstars have played a cricket match in at a UNESCO World Heritage Site.
The temperature in Corfu exceeds 30°C well into September, and on a baking hot day, losing the toss and being asked to field first didn’t make me the most popular member of the touring party.  Paul Bowman began with a lively spell from the fort end, finding some awkward, uneven bounce.  But a recently flooded storm drain made the artificial wicket slippery at the other end, all the bowlers at that end finding it difficult to keep their footing.  Paul “Crazy Horse” Nicol initially battled to find his rhythm, but then grabbed the first wicket, pinning Mokas lbw.
Unlike most of the opponents we’re played on previous overseas tours, GE’s team consisted mainly of local Greek players rather than British ex-pats.  They proved a strong batting unit, Bodos and Vasillas seeing off KP and a useful spell from Tony Grant, before beginning to unleash their shots against the change bowlers.  We gave them both a couple of lives as a number of catches went down in the outfield, and even the usually reliable keeping gloves of James “Tarka” Hindle shelled a skier.  The partnership was worth 135 before Nick Chadwick, who had missed the beginning of the game as he slept off his hangover, finally got the breakthrough, Crazy Horse showing us how it’s done by catching Bodos at cover.  But with plenty wickets in hand, GE put the pedal to the floor as 89 runs came off the last 8 overs.  KP took a deserved wicket in the last over, Steve taking an excellent catch at long-off.  Even then, we still fancied our chances of chasing 223.
Rob Jackson, who had already picked up his customary tour injury (a smack in the mouth during fielding practice) began positively, taking his customary aerial route before being shot down by a lethal yorker from Muhammad Agha.  But this brought the moment we’d all been waiting for as Steve strode to the wicket – could he live up to the pre-match hype that even Simon Cowell would struggle to match?  We got the answer almost straight away as he launched into the GE attack with three massive sixes over square leg.  Tarka kept him company in a partnership of 85 before he was run out in a daft mix up.  
James Abrahams looked solid before he picked out backward point, and KP was bowled almost immediately afterwards.  But seemingly nothing could stop Steve at the other end, as he continued to pepper the cafes on the Esplanade leg-side boundary, as well as thumping square cuts through the car park on the way to his second successive Allstars hundred.  You could say he owed us it after hitting us all over Chiswick the previous Saturday.  With Paul Nicol providing sensible support, while Steve was at the wicket, another tour victory was tantalisingly within our grasp.
Sadly for us, GE had other ideas. The returning Agha produced another perfect, inswinging yorker to blast out Paul’s stumps, before Steve, much to the relief of the café owners and Corfu Town Health & Safety, finally played his favourite shot once too often and was caught on the square leg boundary.  Still the Allstars refused to give in as TG, Chadders and Richard “Rocket” Stephenson all continued to carry the fight, Rocket playing the shot of his Allstars career, a sublime pull shot to the boundary.  But the tail had been left with just too much to do, and the GE bowlers finished the job.
Man of the Match: Steve Harty.  A monumental innings that did not deserve defeat.  Can you play for us every week?
Champagne Moment:  Rocket’s cracking pull shot – showing the master how it’s done.