2015 fixture list

Here is the fixture list for the 2015 Allstars season. Some extra dates will be added, and, as you can see, a few precise dates (and venues) are yet to be confirmed.

Sunday 17th May v Valley End (away – Chobham, Surrey. Match manager – Tony Grant). MATCH DRAWN.

Sunday 24th May v Sanford (away – Guildford). LOST BY 97 RUNS.

Sunday 31st May v Quokkas (Mill Hill. Match manager – Nick Chadwick). WON BY 3 WICKETS.

Sunday 7th June v Gents (away – Boston Manor). LOST BY 142 RUNS.

Sunday 21st June v Salix (home – Mill Hill).

Sunday 5th July v Village (away – Oxford).

Saturday 1st August v Baker St Irregulars (home – Barnes Common).

Saturday 8th August v Rain Men (home – Barnes Common).

Saturday 29th August – St Anne’s Allstars Festival (Barnes Common)

Sunday 6th September TBC v Mighty Wanderers (home – Barnes Common).

Saturday 19th September v New Barbarian Weasels (home – Barnes Common).

20th Anniversary tie, pocket square and cufflinks

To mark the 20th anniversary of St Anne’s Allstars this year, a limited edition tie, pocket handkerchief and set of cufflinks is being made available to all members and players. At £20 not only will the Allstars be the smartest cats on the block but at least 20 per cent of the money will go to club funds. Please tell Neale if you are interested in purchasing the set so we can put in an order in by the end of January.

Benidorm Tour 2014 – match report

Woodbridge Oval, Albir, Saturday 4 October 2014.
Toss: Sporting Alfas.
Format: 40 overs per side; 8 per bowler; batsmen retire at 50.
By Garreth Duncan
Sporting Alfas are an institution in the town of Albir, 5 kilometres from Benidorm and home to a mixture of locals and British and Scandinavian ex-pats.  They are a very professional outfit, playing over 100 games a year from February to November, a mixture of league fixtures and friendlies against a wide variety of touring sides.  Their ground has come a long way since I last visited 15 years ago – while its primary function is still a golf driving range, the wicket is much improved and the outfield noticeably flatter, and they have added nets and an impressive clubhouse decorated with memorabilia from the many clubs that have visited them.  Facing their 1st XI on the Saturday of the tour, we knew we were in for a tough contest.
Sporting Alfas’ captain Ben Fletcher won the toss and decided to bat first, though Maxie’s apparent determination to field first regardless of the toss or conditions caused some consternation to one of the tour party.  Opener Joel Brook began with a flurry of boundaries, but George Metcalfe looked less certain as Nick Chadwick and Gren Thompson began to find their rhythm.  Both had no luck in their opening spell as both Sporting Alfas openers were given a life, a tough chance at slip and a much easier opportunity at mid-off both going down. 
After 10 overs the score was 75-0 and looking ominous for the Allstars, before an inspired piece of fielding from Vivek Seth off his own bowling gave us the breakthrough.  Brook unleashed another powerful straight drive back down the wicket, only for Vivek’s fingertip to touch it onto the stumps with Metcalfe out of his ground at the non-striker’s end.  Brook retired shortly afterwards having reached his 50, but new batsmen Christian Muñoz and Adam Alger continued confidently.  Martyn Langridge put a brake on the scoring with consecutive maidens, but it was Neale Adams, also playing his first Allstars tour game, who broke the stand.
Maxie had minutes earlier moved Martyn to cover on the grounds “he was a better fielder”, and had placed himself at extra cover – precisely in the direction Alger’s shot flew.  There followed an agonising few seconds as Maxie looked around waiting for someone else to call for the catch before he gloriously held on.   This was the signal for Gren’s recall, and the third greatest living Yorkshireman (Geoff Boycott being the first, though Alan Bennett’s status as the second was hotly disputed over the weekend) charged up the slope, knocking Muñoz’s stumps over before bowling Jamie Roper off a bottom edge.  Andy Dell (husband of our brilliant tour guide Katie) fared no better as Gren produced a perfect yorker to shatter his stumps.  Gren’s second spell had yielded 3 for 7 off 4 overs, and the Allstars were right back in the game.
Neale soon struck again, finding Muhammad Shahzad’s glove for Chris Gould to take a juggling catch behind the stumps, and Sporting Alfas were 180 for 7.  But their skipper Fletcher is a class act with the bat, and with Jack Perman also in good touch they repaired the damage and increased the rate towards the end.  We had performed superbly in the field to restrict such a good side to 250 off 40 overs, but missing so many of our leading batsmen it was always likely to be a different matter when it was our turn to bat.
19 year old Roper looked sharp and was getting plenty of bounce out of the pitch, but Allstars openers Neale and Martyn bravely kept his first two overs out.  Neale crunched a boundary off Kevin Laundon to set us on our way, but Martyn could do little about Roper’s scorcher that crashed into his stumps.  Adam Alger, kindly agreeing to reinforce our batting, fared little better as he was taken at slip in the same over.  Neale and Gren continued to battle hard against some of the quickest bowling we’ve faced in some time, but Roper ended Gren’s resistance in his final over as he was also taken at slip.
Brook struck in his first over as he bowled Chadders, but the Alfas opener’s day was to get even better.  First, Neale, looking to attack after 14 overs’ stubborn resistance, was caught and bowled off a leading edge.  The batsmen had crossed, and next ball Rob Jackson went for a big drive and was bowled.  With the next ball, Chris Gould, batting with a finger injury he sustained while keeping wicket, was taken at slip.  Brook had taken the first hat trick against the Allstars in our 14 year history – and his reward was to be removed from the attack.  Richard Stephenson departed immediately after the drinks break, bowled by Metcalfe, and we were 34 for 8 and in danger of eclipsing our record lowest total.
A cheer went up as a wide took us past the critical 40 mark, but I didn’t last much longer as Andy Dell hit my leg stump.  Our second local ringer, Damian Taylor-Lock, finally gave us something to cheer about as he went for his shots, Vivek Seth keeping him company in the highest partnership of the innings.  But it couldn’t last, and Jack Perman ended the innings by bowling Vivek.
Against such overwhelming odds, we could still hold our heads high.  We were eagerly awaiting our chance for revenge against Sporting Alfas’ 2nd XI on the Sunday, only for a spectacular thunderstorm to end the game with them 22-0 off seven overs.  By the time the storm finished 90 minutes later, the playing surface was only fit for the ground’s large (non-cricketing) duck population.  Still, 1 draw and 1 loss on tour is only bettered by our triumph in France.
Man of the Match: Gren Thompson.  An inspired second spell from the White Rose.
Champagne Moment (as voted in our end of tour dinner): It could only be Maxie’s catch.
Scorecard
Sporting Alfas
J Brook retired out 50
G Metcalfe run out (Seth) 15
C Muñoz b Thompson 42
A Alger c Haddow-Allen b Adams 35
J Roper b Thompson 0
A Dell b Thompson 5
M Shahzad c Gould b Adams 5
J Perman not out 24
B Fletcher not out 29
Extras (b28 lb4 w13) 45
Total (7 wkts, 40 overs) 250
Fall: not recorded
Bowling: Chadwick 8-0-39-0, Thompson 8-0-20-3, Langridge 8-3-34-0, Seth 7-0-59-0, Adams 7-0-46-2, Duncan 2-0-23-0.
St Anne’s Allstars
NB Adams c & b Brook 13
M Langridge b Roper 1
A Alger c slip b Roper 4
G Thompson c slip b Roper 4
N Chadwick b Brook 4
RP Jackson b Brook 6
RJ Stephenson b Metcalfe 0
+CR Gould c slip b Brook 0
GA Duncan b Dell 0
D Taylor-Lock not out 29
V Seth b Perman 2
Extras (w5) 5
Total (21.4 overs) 68
Did not bat: J Abrahams, *MJC Haddow-Allen.
Fall: 1-5 (2), 2-9 (3), 3-20 (4), 4-24 (5), 5-34 (1), 6-34 (6), 7-34 (8), 8-34 (7), 9-40 (9), 10-68 (11).
Bowling: Roper 5-2-13-3, Laundon 5-2-7-0, Brook 3-2-4-4, Metcalfe 3-0-14-1, Dell 3-0-15-1, Perman 2.4-1-15-1.
Result: Sporting Alfas won by 182 runs.

Baker Street Irregulars vs Allstars: Match Report

Venue: Various pitches on different grounds in Richmond
Date: 31 August 2014
Conditions: Sunny and mildly warm
Match report by Neale Adams.
If there was one man to do it, it was Sir Viv.

Having given the rally cry, Allstars came from far and wide to join Sir Vivek Seth in a close fought, good natured match against the Baker  Street Irregulars at the end of August that saw the  Allstars take the spoils.

After a confusing start – where six cricket teams  turned out to play on the two Ham playing ground cricket squares, close to Ham House – and after much debate which included telephoning the groundsmen (who did not  seem that bothered that six teams had all booked the pitches), two teams had to relocate to a square on Ham Common – those being the Allstars and Irregulars.

Undaunted, the teams set about setting the boundary markers and removing a chain link and post marking the edge of the square.

Ground set, the Allstars took to the field as the Irregulars went into bat. (It was later discovered that Sir Viv had won the toss and decided to put the  Irregulars into bat – much to the consternation of  one of the founding fathers of the Allstars who shall
remain nameless but is the Match Manager for our game against New Barbarian Weasels).

Anyhow, Nick Chadwick and Ben Hampton set about their bowling game with skill, and wickets followed one after the other, Hampton bagging the greater share in the opening overs and at one point being on s hat-trick.

However, a short boundary and some good batting from the Irregular top order saw their tally steadily rise. It must be noted that the Allstars fielding although good, and dare I say superb at times, was, at others, woefully poor – and even downright lazy. Enough said.

Change of bowlers brought on Tony Grant who was nothing short of brilliant, bowling long and full down the off side. After seven overs, a mere eleven runs had been given and two wickets taken.

It was during the Irregulars innings that play was interrupted by a gentleman informing us that we were in fact playing on the wrong pitch – which would explain why there was a chain and posts around the square, and not because the council groundsman had forgotten to do his work.

After dialogue between an Irregular and the man from Ham (to be known as Mr Ham), we were informed that we were actually playing on the Ham and Petersham CC square – and not the council square as we had been originally told.

However, understanding we could play on, if we moved to another crease (which we duly did at the change of innings), the game continued.

Complimenting Grant was a variety of Allstar bowlers from the opposite end. Apart from the
wicket keeper all players had to bowl at least one over. James Morgan and Neale
Adams both picked up wickets. Pete Cresswell would have also picked up a wicket on his first ball having set a catching field, had only the Allstar fielder (a senior member of the Allstars who shall remain nameless but is Match Managing the Weasels game and has a strong association with the James Abrahams Trophy) not dropped a sitter that firstly went through a hole in his hands, then bounced off his chest, pushing him to the ground, and landing beside him.

Of note in the field were the Allstars keeper Jim ‘The Glove’ Scott  who stepped up when volunteers were asked for – and had a superb game behind the stumps, and Ben Hampton who stopped a certain four with a high flying kick (receiving a warm round of
applause from the opposition as reward) and a magnificent caught and bowled
during his second spell.

After 35 overs and a fall of nine Irregular wickets, they had amassed a total of 220 and a fine tea followed.

Cresswell and Clarence Marshall opened the Allstars batting line up and went about their business with vigour – Cresswell knocking up a healthy 29 before being bowled.

James Morgan took up the baton and ably assisted Marshall who continued to find the boundary and crafty singles at every possible turn.

It must be noted that unlike the Allstars fielding, the Irregulars chased down every ball, and stopped the ball from going over the boundary rope at every possible chance. Top effort.

It was during the second innings that Mr Ham appeared – a bit like the shop keeper from Mr Benn – and again interrupted play. This time we found out that Ham and Petersham CC were the only ones permitted to play on the square and paid a hefty price to the council for the privilege. As such the Mr Ham would be informing the council and looking for compensation – £2000 for the day, which was a bit of a shock to both teams. Sir Viv had only asked for each Allstar player to bring £10 subs. 😉

Our playing on the square was a genuine mistake and the reaction by Mr Ham was certainly not in the spirit of cricket.

Anyhow, when allowed to play on, Morgan was replaced by Felix Haddow-Allen who knew his job from the start – to get runs and not hang about. This he did with aplomb leaving a final over with a five run target to win the match. The first ball a wide, left a target of four that was achieved with the ball being hit over the boundary – quite rightly – by Marshall who had batted as Grant bowled, brilliantly.

Marshall knocked up 136 not out with focussed stroke play, and must be considered as a Man of the Match contender along with Grant or Hampton.

Well done Sir Viv and thanks to the Irregulars whose spirit led to a great game enjoyed by all….well almost however hammed up the proceedings were.  Enough said.

Scorecard:
Allstars won the toss and elected to bowl first.
Baker Street Irregulars
MEAD lbw Hampton 25
GARWOOD c Morgan b Chadwick 11
NAIR lbw Adams 24
*NICKLESS b Hampton 0
FINDLAY c Adams b Grant 21
BAILEY lbw Adams 12
T PHILLIPS c and b Hampton 51
ADAMS c F Haddow-Allen b Grant
S PHILLIPS b Morgan 31
PREWIT not out 5
NEIGHBOUR not out 7
Extras (b2, w13, nb1)
Total (9 wickets, 35 overs) 220
Fall of wickets: Not recorded
Bowling: Hampton 7-0-31-3, Chadwick 5-0-32-1, F Haddow-Allen 1-0-7-0, Marshall 1-0-12-0, Grant 7-3-11-2, Adams 4-0-34-2, Cresswell 1-0-14-0, Seth 4-0-32-0, Abrahams 2-0-19-0, Morgan 3-0-16-1.
St Anne’s Allstars
MARSHALL not out 136
CRESSWELL b Garwood 29
MORGAN lbw Garwood 29
F HADDOW-ALLEN not out 12
Extras (b5, lb3, w4, nb3)
Total (2 wickets, 34 overs) 221
Did not bat: Hampton, Abrahams, Adams, Grant, +Scott, Chadwick, *Seth
Fall of wickets: 98-1, 122-2.
Bowling: Bailey 6-0-31-0, Neighbour 7-0-29-0, Finlay 6-0-46-0, Prewit 3-0-19-0, Nair 3-0-23-0, Garwood 4-0-20-2, Sean 2-0-15-0, S Phillips 1-0-7-0, T Phillips 1-0-10-0, Adams 1-0-13-0.

Result: Allstars won by 8 wickets and with 6 balls to spare.

Allstars v Gents scorecard

Barnes Common, Saturday 2 August 2014

Toss: Allstars
Allstars debut: E Pillans
Gentlemen of West London

P Denton b Chadwick 7
N Khan b Chadwick 0
I Small b Chadwick 8
G Newcombe c Cresswell b Pillans 0
G Cloete b Adams 100
S Patel c Begley b Seth 29
M Clark c Begley b Adams 58
M Jones not out 3
H Mishra lbw b Adams 4
P Jones c&b Pillans 1
I McGirr not out 7
Extras (b2 lb2 nb2 w6) 12
Total (9 wickets, 35 overs) 229
Fall of wickets: not recorded
Bowling: Hampton 7-2-23-0, Chadwick 7-1-36-3, Pillans 6-0-43-2, Thompson 7-0-53-0, Seth 5-0-38-1, Adams 3-0-32-3.
St Anne’s Allstars
P Cresswell b Clark 0
SG Begley b Patel 31
DA Halladay c Patel b McGirr 4
S MacDonald b Patel 105
NR Adams b Patel 0
V Jethwa b Patel 2
B Hampton st keeper b McGirr 25
E Pillans not out 11
N Chadwick not out 1
Extras (b9 lb4 nb1 w11) 29
Total (7 wickets, 35 overs) 206
Fall of wickets: 1-0 (1), 2-5 (3), 3-69 (2), 4-69 (5), 5-72 (6), 6-168 (7), 7-197 (4).
Bowling: Clark 7-3-27-1, McGirr 7-0-42-2, Cloete 7-0-39-0, Patel 7-0-22-4, Small 4-0-37-0, Newcombe 2-0-19-0, Khan 1-0-6-0.
Result: Gents won by 23 runs.