Marble Hill Park, Twickenham, Saturday 27 August 2022.

Crossbats 276-4 (40 overs: Avishek Dubey 152 ret) beat St Anne’s Allstars 109 all out (27.3 overs) by 167 runs.

Photos by Pete Cresswell and Shanmugam Sama

Nags Head Meadow, Great Missenden, Bucks, Saturday 20 August 2022.

St Anne’s Allstars 179-7 (33.3 overs: Amit Deverathippa 50, Richard Slatford 48, Rory Hopkins 3-25) beat Corridor CC 177-9 (35 overs: Amiya Ranjan 3-19, Safwan Ahsan 2-29, Shanmugam Sama 2-37) by 3 wickets.

Report by Garreth Duncan – Photos by Pete Cresswell and Shanmugam Sama

Although Corridor are still a relatively new addition to the Allstars fixture list, they’re such a good fit with us that it seems like we’ve been playing them for much longer. In the corresponding fixture last year, we lit the fuse for our 2021 season as Sam Waddicor and Jagath Dasari blew them away with 4 wickets apiece. Corridor were to prove a much more formidable opponent this time – but an excellent all-round performance, in which everyone contributed, took us to a deserved victory once again, with just 9 balls to spare.

The pitch looked dry and dusty and the outfield parched, and Corridor skipper Duncan Mallard unsurprisingly opted to bat first on winning the toss. Sheahan Arnott and Graham Bruce opened the bowling for the Allstars, giving Corridor’s opening batsmen Zorba and Damo Sherlock little to hit as they both probed away on a tight line. Both were unlucky to go wicketless, a couple of early tough chances going down, but the openers survived.

But just like in last year’s demolition, if Corridor thought the hard work was done, they were to get a mighty shock as our change bowlers upped the pace. Amiya Ranjan has enjoyed a splendid first season in Allstars cricket, improving in both pace and accuracy with every game, and he charged in with a hostile spell, getting some awkward bounce out of a seemingly dead surface and troubling all the Corridor batsmen. He got the first breakthrough by blasting out Zorba’s stumps, before quickly doing the same to the dangerous Paddy Crowley. Shanmugam Sama – finally and deservedly receiving his 2020 Allstar of the Year award in person before the game – has also got back some of his 2020 rhythm, and he kept the pressure on at the other end as Corridor reached the drinks break at 77-2.

Full and straight was clearly the way to go, and Stuart Bruce – who had taken a hat-trick last time he faced Corridor – got the next wicket as he bowled Swiss. After an encouraging debut against Gradcasts last week, Safwan Ahsan – cheered on by his watching family – made a stunning start with his left-arm chinaman bowling, his first ball turning a mile and knocking back Sherlock’s stumps. The batsman looked as nonplussed as Mike Gatting when he faced the “Ball of the Century” from Shane Warne in 1993.

Safwan quickly followed up with another as he bowled KC, before Graham Bruce returned to finish a fine spell. Shanmu and Amiya then returned to finish the job with some really clinical death bowling, Amiya grabbing a third as he bowled their skipper Mallard, before Shanmu finally getting the rewards he deserved as he had Rory Hopkins plumb LBW and Shrige bowled. Ali Stafford was run out going for a crazy bye off the last ball, and on a pitch which we’d thought 210 or 220 would be a par score, we’d kept Corridor to 177-9 and could be well pleased with our efforts in the field.

After I’d cut the tea-time cake to celebrate my 100th Allstars appearance, skipper Pete Cresswell and Stuart Bruce opened up for us. Stuart began with an effortless boundary, but then fell early as he pulled KC to square leg. But this brought in Amit Deverathippa, bang in form, to unleash a breathtaking assault on the Corridor bowling. Amit hit seven fours and three monster sixes – one landing on the railway line at one end, and another clearing the sightscreen at the other end and denting visiting Allstar legend Jon Ryan’s car in the adjoining field.

In no time, Amit had raced to a fifty and Corridor were looking shell-shocked – their skipper Mallard putting seven on the boundary in desperation. They were mightily relieved when, as Amit looked to clear the boundary once more, he picked out the fielder at long-off – but his early fireworks had made critical inroads into the target and given us plenty overs to finish the job, taking the pressure off those who followed. But Corridor were not going to give up without a mighty fight, and with Amit gone, they forced their way back into the game. Sachin Singh, making a welcome return after an injury-hit season, was unlucky to be dismissed, as a ball from Swiss popped up on him and he got a leading edge to mid-wicket, and at the drinks break we were 79-3.

Sam Perera – whom we’d presented with his Allstars cap before the game – tried to regain the initiative as he hit 12 off Hopkins’ first over after the drinks break, but yorked himself as he went for another big shot. Having watched all the carnage from the other end, Pete began to find some rhythm with two boundaries over mid-wicket, only to be pinned LBW by his opposite number. Safwan hit a boundary before KC returned to bowl him, and 65-1 had become 117-6 and the game was in the balance once more.

In previous years of Allstars cricket, our tail would have started much higher and such setbacks would have been terminal – but our current generation bats deep and with much greater resilience. Richard Slatford opened up with two crunching boundaries, and Sheahan, in excellent batting form, joined him at the wicket. With the required rate still only a run a ball, there was no need to panic, and initially they calmly pushed ones and twos as the target ticked down.

Slats perfectly picked the time to press the accelerator as the 32nd over disappeared for 19 – with another massive six breaking a storage box on the boundary. Great Missenden’s insurers won’t be thanking us. He richly deserved a fifty, but Hopkins returned for one last go to have him caught behind just two short. But Sheahan wasn’t to be denied, as he crashed two fours to take us over the line.

This was a terrific team effort, and many – including all three of the Banbury boys – were in contention for the Man of the Match award. But out of several fine performances, Slats just shades it for his perfectly judged finishing innings and his outstanding work behind the stumps which easily saved us 20 or so runs.

We celebrated victory in the excellent Nag’s Head pub, with lots of chat about our end of season tour to France. Corridor were sporting in defeat, and we look forward to seeing them again next year – but next up, we’re back in the capital as we face Crossbats this Saturday.

Dulwich Sports Ground, Sunday 14 August 2022.

Gradholm Outcasts 228-4 (35 overs: D Haselhurst 72, Young 50) beat St Anne’s Allstars 215 all out (35 overs: Sam Perera 81) by 13 runs.

Photos by Pete Cresswell

St Aloysius Playing Fields, Highgate, Sunday 24 July 2022.

Railway Taverners 212-9 (34.3 overs: Eiran Reilly 101 retired out, Vivek Radhakrishnan 3-18, Sam Waddicor 2-41) beat St Anne’s Allstars 211-7 (40 overs: Vivek Radhakrishnan 66, Sam Macdonald 61, Sheahan Arnott 30*, Guy Gibbs 4-20) by 1 wicket.

Report by Garreth Duncan – Photos by Sheahan Arnott

So near and yet so far. By the barest of margins, Railway Taverners snuck home in the end – and their skipper Eiran Reilly, so often our nemesis, took them most of the way again. But, just like the near-miss against Edgware this time last year, such a summary barely scratches the surface of a see-sawing game where we twice fought back when all seemed lost, and we deserved enormous credit for our spirit and tenacity even in defeat.

The ground in Highgate was a new venue for us, and we had some welcome support as Sam Waddicor’s lovely lady Chloe and her parents joined us for the afternoon. With the heatwave not yet over, we were greeted by a flat-looking pitch and a parched, grassless outfield. Skipper Pete Cresswell, to much relief, won the toss and chose to bat.

Another familiar foe, Taverners’ opening bowler Dave Geensen, struck an early blow as Harshad Keskar was caught at mid-on. But this brought in our player of the day. Vivek Radhakrishnan, who had made a promising debut against Heartaches the previous week, was quickly into his stride as the boundaries flowed freely off his new bat, which he’d bought just hours before and was busy knocking in as he prepared for his innings. In no time at all, he’d reached a sparkling maiden Allstars fifty, and with Pete content to push singles and feed him the strike, at the first drinks break we were 77-1 after 15 overs and in good shape.

It was the Taverners’ Guy Gibbs who first turned the game their way, as he broke a stand of 69 by bowling Pete – and two overs later, Jibs Fardos ended Vivek’s superb knock as he was caught at point. Gibbs, bowling at a lively pace, then ripped through our middle order as he castled Paul Burgin, had Sam Perera caught at mid-on, and Samir Hafiz taken at point. In a blink of an eye, we were 120-6 and in big trouble.

Sam Macdonald has enjoyed a welcome return to form this season, and announced his arrival at the crease with an effortless pull for six over square leg. When his eye is in, there are few bowlers who can stop him, and with Sheahan Arnott providing strong support, they added a rapid 76 for the seventh wicket. Sam had reached a sumptuous fifty before he was caught at cover with a couple of overs to go. From an unpromising position, our eventual total of 211-7 gave us something to bowl at – but we knew who would be standing in our way once again.

Buoyed up by his supporters, Sam Waddicor gave us the perfect start as he wrecked Andy James’ stumps with the first ball of the innings. But Reilly went after us from the off, and with only 10 fielders (not helped by the opposition declining to lend us one) and a lightning fast outfield, runs came at a furious rate. Sam struck again as he had Dom Moger caught behind by Sam Perera, but we still couldn’t stem the flow of runs off Reilly’s bat. At the first drinks break Taverners were 107-2 off 15 and making it look very easy.

As we returned from the break, in the huddle, Sheahan fired us all up and exhorted us not to give in. Samer bowled a well controlled spell of left-arm spin, and got the next wicket – which, if we’d recorded it, would have had pride of place on many a “how village is that?” social media post, as Andy Pacey comically overbalanced and knocked over his own stumps.

Reilly continued on his merry way and reached his second century in successive games against us, before sportingly retiring. He must have thought the job was done, with his team only needing another 60-odd with plenty overs left – but suddenly, the game sparked into life as we roared back into the contest. Vivek’s cutters were perfect for the dry conditions, and the Taverners’ middle order was swept away as Matthias Winter was plumb LBW and Geensen and Fardos had their stumps rattled. Out of nowhere, Taverners had crashed to 162-7 and the game was wide open.

Chris Ives and Dom Ewer then mounted a counter-attack, but continued to live dangerously as a couple of aerial shots off my bowling just cleared the fielders. Sheahan, giving his all to the end, broke the stand as he bowled Ives. Somehow, Steve Chambers kept us out at one end as Ewer went for his shots, and the target crept closer.

With only four runs required, Harshad broke through as Ewer was caught behind by Sam Macdonald – and after the longest appeal you’ll ever hear, dragged himself from the field. We had one last chance for victory – but it was Gibbs, their other star of the day, who swung Harshad through fine leg for the winning boundary. Having thought the game gone, Reilly’s relief – as his mighty cheer on their Instagram video showed – was palpable.

But this was a terrific contest where we gave it all, and we can be proud of our never-say-die spirit. Taverners treated us to beers at the end, and we all celebrated a great game of cricket. We wish them all the best for the remainder of their season – but after a couple of weeks off, we then head south of the river to play Gradcasts at Dulwich on 14 August.

Aston Rowant CC, Sunday 17 July 2022.

Heartaches 261-8 (35 overs: J Cohen 95, A Deverathippa 2-39, V Radhakrishnan 2-45, S Arnott 2-47) beat St Anne’s Allstars 201 all out (33.2 overs: S Perera 38, V Radhakrishnan 29, S Arnott 22*) by 60 runs.

Allstars Debut: Vivek Radhakrishnan

Report and photos by Pete Cresswell

(Set to the tune of “One Night in Bangkok” from the musical “Chess” – lyrics by Tim Rice – https://youtu.be/rgc_LRjlbTU)

Rowant, Chilterns setting

And the Allstars don’t know that the Allstars is getting

The creme de la creme of the cricket world

In a show with even the bat of Jos Buttler

Time flies doesn’t seem a minute

Since the Civil Service Ground had the All-ie boys in it

All change don’t you know that when you

Play at this level there’s no ordinary venue

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It’s Matfield or Pousaflores or Antibes or

Or this place!

One day in Rowant and the world’s your oyster

The pitches are roads and the teas are free

You’ll find a scone in every golden clubroom

And if you’re lucky then it’s a cracking tea

I can feel a scotch egg sliding up to me

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One pitch is very like another

When your head’s down over your creases, brother

Toss is lost, it’s a bowl, it’s really such a shame

To be wilting on the field, too hot to chase the game

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Whaddya mean?

We dropped short, oppo captain cashed in big

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Tea, fours, hot, sweat

Cresswell’s doing the scorebook – prime shaded seat 

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We tried, picking up lots of wickets 

Even though plenty went to the pickets 

A few balls went above the waistline, sunshine

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One day in Rowant makes an Allstar humble

Not much between despair and ecstasy

One day in Rowant and the tough guys tumble

At least Allstars are such great company

I can feel the te-eam walking next to me

Second dig’s gonna be the witness

To the ultimate test of cricketing fitness

This grips me more than would a

Muddy old river or reclining Buddha

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And thank God I’m only watching the game controlling it

Next up is our guys batting

The asking rate we’re contemplating

Chase worth the watch, we did invite you 

But though we fell short it would excite you

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So you better get out of your bars, your cinemas 

Your nice sun loungers 

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One day in Rowant and the world’s your oyster

The pitches are roads and the teas are free

You’ll find a scone in every golden clubroom

And if you’re lucky then it’s a cracking tea

I can feel a scotch egg sliding up to me

One day in Rowant makes an Allstar humble

Not much between despair and ecstasy

One day in Rowant and the tough guys tumble

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At least Allstars are such great company

I can feel the te-eam walking next to me