Allstars defeat Rain Men in lively affair

St Annes’s Allstars (181ao) defeated Rain Men (160-5) by 21 runs. Neale Adams reports. 

The England victory at Edgbaston in the morning that sealed a superb Ashes win, obviously inspired the Allstars for their home match against the Rain Men at Barnes Common on August 8, 2015.

Having won the toss on a sun drenched field (and a team decision that it was far too hot to field first) the Allstars went into bat with Grobler and MacDonald leading the attack. And what a job they did. Grobler knocked up a healthy 23 before being being caught behind by Allen with a ball delivered by George Robson – aged 12. More of that later. MacDonald was joined by Grant and continued to knock the ball around the common with some fine stroke play. Certainly not bad for the unassuming MacDonald who was less than confident about his batting prowess before the match

Grant was able to stay at the crease for a good period, but was again caught behind by Allen from a ball delivered by Robson Senior.

Hampton then joined his landlord out on the square and together the ball was sent to the boundary nearly as many times as Maxie has disparaged Cook and the ECB. MacDonald finally succumbed to another delivery by Robson Snr, edged to the safe hands of Allen keeping behind the stumps. MacDonald’s 64 was a great effort. It was fortunate that the first four Allstars into bat put 100 on the score board (TG had helped with a tally of four), as the remaining lot had obviously been inspired by the Australian first innings of the fourth test.

Marshall marched into battle and was sent back after facing his second ball – ct Allen, b Robson Snr. Burgin followed quite literally – being sent back to the pavilion after the second ball from another delivery by the consistent Robson Snr.

Haroon ‘Eye of the Tiger’ Khalid followed – but didn’t wait for the second ball. First ball, caught Cooper, bowled by Frank Robson, aged 10.  Langridge followed hoping to stop the rot. He did – by spending a little longer at the crease and assisting Hampton on his way. Langridge was eventually dispatched for 4 by another ball by Frank Robson, that was knocked into the hands of Craft.

Devlin actually did stop the rot – by knocking up four before being caught by Robson Senior from a delivery by George Robson. Adams followed Devlin and sadly saw the dismissal of Hampton who was trying to knock another ball out of the park, but edged it to the fielder Cooper. However, the in-form Hampton had knocked up a brilliant 58 to keep the Allstars in the picture.

Khalid returned to the crease as the team were playing with 10 and improved on his first innings with a tally of seven, before Adams was left in no man’s land waving his bat around like a fly swat with the ball hitting it, popping up into the air and being caught by the ever vigilant Frank Robson. And yes, it was Robson Snr who delivered the ball.

A total, with extras, of 181 was in place. And from the Allstars, a tip of the hat to the Rain Men Robson family – George and Frank of which both play for the Surrey under somethings. Little did we know.

After a fine tea (well done the Allstars, as ever when it comes to food and drink), the Rain Men started the chase, as Hampton and Khalid led the bowling attack. And excellent work it was too. Although not high in wickets, the run rate was kept very low. The first break come with a delivery from Khalid to Rose who put the ball into the air and forced Grobler to turn, run and catch the ball.  Khalid’s second came after an edge from Pool, who threatened to upset proceedings, was caught behind by Marshall. Second time lucky…

Polangec replaced Rose and Allen replaced Pool – and together the pair set about forming a stand. However by the drinks break after 18 overs (in the 35 over match) the Rain Men were only on 60.

Grobler came on to replace Hampton, and Grant replaced Khalid in the bowling and again capitalised with good tight bowling. Even more impressive was the work rate of the Allstars fielders. To a man, balls were chased down and many runs saved. Burgin in particular had a good work out and stopped many a boundary ball.

Devlin took over from Grant, but like TG and Grobler no way through was found. That was until the mighty Langridge bowled his first session of the season. And what a session it was.

First to go was Allen – who knocked up a very commendable 60. Trying to put one over the bowlers head, Langridge leapt like a salmon – or self dubbed Sex Panther – to take the ball mid air. Second to go was Peckham for three – direct hit on the stumps. The same exit befell Cooper who went for naught. A fine Langridge haul of 3 – 23.

But still much had to be done, good Rain Men batting had put their tally up to the 140s and the Allstars had to keep it tight in the field.

Khalid had been supporting Langridge in the bowling department and tensions flared into less of a Rumble in the Jungle but more Verbals on the Common, when Polangec and Khalid exchanged words over Khalid’s wild staring after delivery and a few bouncers that had been put into the mix. All in all I thought the bowling was pretty good, maybe that was the problem. If anything the confrontation certainly livened up proceedings. Khalid’s figures read 2 – 24 by the end of play.

With overs dwindling, accurate bowling and tight fielding the Rain Men were unable to reach the required run rate and posted a final score of 160. Polangec a creditable 48.

Beers in The Sun at Barnes concluded the days proceedings, and with the Ashes secured and Palace beating Norwich 3-1 away, the Allstars second victory of the season rounded off a perfect summer’s day….. that is unless you were a Tottenham fan. Here’s to many more……

Allstars 20th Anniversary Shirts

To celebrate St Anne’s Allstars’ 20th year, we have commissioned a very special garment for all players and friends of the Allstars, past and present.

The design of the shirt is shown below. It is a polyester air cool shirt, available in size from Small to Cresswell, and can be yours for the meagre sum of £30.

The shirt is available in the following sizes:

Size
S
M
L
XL
XXL
Chest (inches)
36/38
40/42
44/46
48/50
53/54

(FYI the ‘name’ on the back of the shirt will be ‘allstars’ not your individual name.)

BUT WAIT! Purchasers of the shirt will also receive, absolutely free, a limited edition mug!

If you have been tempted, please email Neale Adams at j3nba@hotmail.com with your name and size (he will email you payment details).

Mugs can be purchased alone at £5 each while stocks last – but due to limited availability, priority will be given to those who order shirts. Both these items are being made available at cost price.

These shirts need to be ordered within the next ten days so they can be back for the festival on August 29th as there is a six week lead time.

Gents v Allstars – match report


Sunday 7 June 2015, London Playing Fields, Boston Manor. 
Weather: sunny
Toss won by: Gents.
Allstars debut: MHJ Murray.
By Garreth Duncan
The Gentlemen of West London are one of our oldest and friendliest rivals in social cricket.  Our long history of fixtures against them has yielded just two Allstars wins and the odd near miss amidst a number of painful drubbings.  Last year we had run them much closer than usual, and they came into this fixture having unusually lost their opening four games.  For 15 overs we dared to dream of a third Allstars victory, only for normal service to then resume in the cruellest of defeats.
The ground was a new one for us, and the pitch looked a very good one for batting with a temptingly short leg-side boundary from the pavilion end.  My bad luck with the toss continued, as Gents skipper Horace Hibbert called correctly and unsurprisingly chose to bat first.  But we were to get off to an incredible start as Paul Bowman, charging in down the slope, struck twice in his second over, rearranging Hemin Patel’s stumps before Sachin Desai aimed an ambitious drive over the top for Ben Hampton to take a steepling catch at mid-off. Unbelievably, in KP’s next over Nilesh Dubey attempted the same shot and fell in identical fashion, and the Gents were 20 for 3.  As KP remarked himself, a most un-Gents like start.
Nick Chadwick fared less well from the other end as the Gents began to find their way back into the game.  Haroon Khalid, who had bowled well without any luck in the previous games as catches had gone down, replaced him and finally took the fielders out of the equation as he produced a crackerjack yorker to bowl Praveen Bocha.  Next over, Ben repeated the dose from the other end as he wrecked Mamidi’s stumps with a full delivery.  The Gents were 56 for 5 and we were pinching ourselves.
Bearded opener Jonny Small had watched the devastation from the other end while his own wicket looked far from secure.  A run out chance went begging as he dawdled in mid-pitch, and he began to unveil his shots as he and Komal began the Gents fightback.  Komal was living dangerously too as a couple of shots just evaded the fielders.  At drinks they were 92 for 5 with the game in the balance. 
We gave both of them a life just afterwards, a desperately tough chance at gully and a skier at mid-on both going down, and another run-out opportunity was missed as Chadders’ throw went inches wide.  Like the good side they are, the Gents made us pay as the short boundary was ruthlessly targeted.  As so often happens when two batsmen get in on a good pitch and a hot day, heads dropped and our ground fielding suffered as Small and Komal ran riot in the closing overs. Their partnership of 213 was, according to Gents stalwart Andy Burman, a club record for any wicket.
270 looked an impossible target, and the Gents opening bowlers were to prove up to their usual standards.  Jamaican Hibbert quickly found his line and trapped James Abrahams lbw on the back foot.  Ben Hampton went on the attack in his usual death-or-glory style, but Anil Uruganti proved just as sharp from the other end as he knocked over his stumps in the following over.  KP also started positively, but he tried to hit Aguirre’s opening loosener out of the park and perished at cover. 
The game looked gone at 34 for 3, but Chadders, in the batting form of his life, and debutant Matt Murray mounted a courageous fightback.  Chadders punished anything short or leg-side, and Matt unveiled some classy cover drives.  At the drinks break they’d put on 50 and an unlikely victory was still just possible. 
The dream died after the break as our old adversary Sanjay Patel dismissed them both, Matt picking out the fielder at mid-wicket and Chadders losing his stumps.  Paul Nicol, who had made one of his trademark disappearances during the tea break as he went shopping for tea bags, was also bowled by Sanjay, and the run rate soon went way out of reach.  But the Allstars spirit was unbroken as we refused to give in, Ben Marshall putting up stout resistance and Neale Adams, braving a back problem to make up our numbers, going for his shots.  Though they both fell, Haroon and Richard Stephenson continued the fight right to the end as we saw the overs out.
Scorecard
Gentlemen of West London
+J Small not out 131
H Patel lbw b Bowman 0
S Desai c Hampton b Bowman 0
N Dobey c Hampton b Bowman 5
P Bocha b Khalid 12
S Maimidi b Hampton 0
S Komal not out 74
Extras (b20 lb4 nb1 w22) 47
Total (5 wkts, 35 overs) 269
Did not bat: T Aguirre, S Patel, A Uruganti, *H Hibbert.
Fall of wickets: 1-6 (2), 2-10 (3), 3-20 (4),4-47 (5), 5-56 (6).
Bowling: Bowman 7-0-32-3, Chadwick 7-0-45-0, Hampton 7-1-53-1, Khalid 7-0-42-1, Nicol 4-0-32-0, Murray 3-0-43-0.
St Anne’s Allstars
B Hampton b Uruganti 7
J Abrahams lbw b Hibbert 0
PM Bowman c H Patel b Aguirre 9
MHJ Murray c Aguirre b S Patel 28
N Chadwick b S Patel 30
PTS Nicol b S Patel 2
+B Marshall b Desai 5
HR Khalid not out 14
NB Adams b H Patel 12
RJ Stephenson not out 1
Extras (b6 nb 3 w10) 19
Total (8 wkts, 35 overs) 127
Did not bat: *GA Duncan
Fall of wickets: 1-10 (2), 2-12 (1), 3-34 (3), 4-89 (4), 5-92 (6), 6-97 (5), 7-99 (7), 8-118 (9).
Bowling: Hibbert 5-1-16-1, Uruganti 5-1-14-1, Aguirre 4-0-33-1, S Patel 7-0-20-3, Desai 5-1-13-1, H Patel 5-1-16-1, Bocha 4-0-10-0.
Result: Gents won by 142 runs.