10.36: And we start our live coverage with an exclusive interview with Vivek Seth, today’s Allstars captain.

He told us how he felt about today’s game: “Errr … don’t really know”

10.57: Ben is sledging French rugby supporters. Again.

11.03: Much excitement as “Jacques Le Bus”, our miserable, chain smoking bus driver has turned up in a tie in Allstars’ colours. Next thing you know, he’ll be shouting: “Allez Le Good Guys!”