Maxie quick to quash talk of Ponting move

Maxie Allen has dismissed reports that emotionally stunted loudmouth Ricky Ponting will be joining the Allstars for the 2011 Season.

After a disastrous Ashes, it was assumed that Ponting would drop down a level or two from Test cricket, in an attempt to regain some form. Talking to Channel 9 Sport, Ponting confirmed that he saw the London social cricket circuit as about right for the level that he has recently sunk to. “I think that I have now reached the sort of standard seen on Barnes Common, and of course the Allstars are the most prestigious team in London. I am hoping to hook up with the team for nets in early February” said Ponting, before muttering something about Gary Pratt while looking like he was chewing a wasp.

But Maxie moved quickly to quash such talk. “He’s just not good enough” said the Allstars supremo from the shiny new Allstars HQ in Edgeware.

4 thoughts on “Maxie quick to quash talk of Ponting move

  1. Of course Ian Bell's century may count as an ashes century, but it was not made against a top test bowling attack.
    (I am not paranoid that his good ashes tour will mean he replaces me on the next all start tour at all!.

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  2. It's a tour where we all start, but some of us fall asleep during dinner/get arrested/mysteriously disappear with some 'dancers'/acquire an unexplained stripper related injury midway, and fail to finish.

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